A Members Gallery

Here’s a little bit about each of our members. Please try to refrain from calling crimestoppers if you recognise any of us!

Chris S – Chairman, Web-dude, Beer Fest #1

IT jack-of-all-trades and pub-quiz legend Chris is famed across Cheshire and the Midlands for sending loud-mouthed emails to everyone in Area 22. This made him a perfect candidate for the Chairmanship.

Rik – Vice-Chairman

Rik claims to be a graphic designer. We know this not to be true because his insistance of using Comic Sans for every single poster that he designs. He claims that he’s not an alcoholic, but every time he hears the word ‘Crown’ he starts drooling. Either he’s dreaming of the pub, or contemplating Kate Middleton.

Kev – El Presidente

The qualifications for Lymm Round Table President are as follows: old, whinging, git. Kev ticks all three. Between time spent on his Xbox, Twitter and various forums we’re surprised that Kev has time for work (as some kind of energy consultant), let alone Table.

Dave O – Past Chairman, Burns Night #1

A local entrepreneur, Parish Councillor and Pork Scratchings magnate (honestly). Dave has done great work in expanding membership and had a fantastic year in 2009 organising our Bonfire and Fireworks, which made record profits for charities.

Foz

Foz is a safety engineer and car fanatic and can usually be seen in a white helmet and race-suit at 8pm on a Sunday night on BBC2 (or repeated on Dave 24/7). Foz is our most far flung “district” member; he lives on the wrong side of the water in Latchford.

Paul M

Paul likes to talk rubbish; he’s a waste management consultant. He is also a “district” member living in proper Cheshire (High Legh).

Steve L – Programme, Beer Fest #2

Our resident swot. Steve tells us he got a 1st from Cambridge and now works selling mobile phone apps. This year he’s responsible for organising our busy social calendar. Hopefully he’ll resist the unrelenting pressure to drink the budget.

Chris G – Public Relations

Our new PR luvvy. Chris has vowed to expand our local profile and put us in touch with Paris Hilton. He works as a Marketing Manager at a local University.

Steve the Chemist

STC deals in drugs at a local hospital and claims that he can get “anything you want”. He is a little bit of an exhibitionist and can usually be found manning the microphone at our fundraising events.

Rich – Secretary

Research Chemist Rich is from the “Proper North”. He can usually be found supping one-or-another variety of real ale. His amazing party-trick is the ability to fall asleep anywhere, even whilst standing up in a club.

Dave H – Treasurer, Duck #2

Finance Director Dave recently moved to Lymm from Somerset, thus escaping wall-to-wall cider and stoned hippies. He can’t shake Somerset out of his system though; he’s still vegetarian and attends Glastonbury every year.

Knotty – Beer Fest #3

Knotty claims to be a Nurse, but we haven’t seen him in uniform yet to verify it. He is a born again Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and can usually be found walking his 6ft tall Scottish Deerhound or feeding chickens on his allotment.

Mike O – Bonfire #1

Mike is an Irishman who definitely has the gift of the gab. If he ever offers to give you a lift somewhere, politely decline. He took four of us to Bala… via Timbuktoo.

John – Duck #1

John is a rugby fanatic and built of 90% titanium. We pity anyone that takes him on in the scrum. He’s currently trying to turn the atmosphere at Lymm Round Table in to a that of a rugby tour, complete with drinking games.

Dave H2

Dave has six toes and strangely green complexion (he’s an engineer in nuclear power). We have banned him from all future beer festivals so that we never see a repeat of the Lymm Round Table band.

Ian

We were taken aback when we  heard Ian was attempting to set up an lobster sanctuary in his bathroom. He claimed it was just a posh dinner for his better half, but we know the truth.

Graham

Graham lives beer – we found him in a pub, we persuded him to join us at the beer festival and he works for a brewery. You can tell how much he’s had to drink by the pitch of his voice.

Ric C

Ric is an Australian that recently qualified as a British Citizen and got a paperweight for the privilege. We were all shocked to find that having a paperweight was obligatory. Where’s ours?!

Richard J

Richard is another beer festival newbie. He’s also into brewing himself and has big plans for next year. We now have four members called Richard. You could say that Lymm Round Table is full of dicks, but we’d rather you didn’t.